É uma espécie de novilíngua, mas apenas para quem fala ingês:

moonswank (mün-swăngk)
a. (v.) To change into fashionable clothing for the purpose of going out to a social event, specifically at night.

Example: “You can’t wear that; you’d better moonswank before we leave.”

beersightedness (bîr’sī’tĭd’nĭs)
a. (n.) The eye condition developed after “last call” in the bar which makes members of the opposite sex more attractive than they were three hours earlier.

Chriskwanzakuh (krĭs’kwän’zə’kə)
a. (n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes into one big holiday wish.

OBS: eu sei que é bobagem, mas aí que é divertido.