Consumidor convicto de mamíferos quadrúpes ungulados
18 May 2007
A indiarada brazuca pode achar as letras dos Velhas Virgens o cúmulo da porra-louquice, mas tem gente pior por aí, o Anal Cunt (uma banda norte-americana de grindcore). Parece que o único objetivo da banda é chocar seus ouvintes e leitores de encarte. Veja o nome de algumas músicas:
Some people consider AC/DC lyrics extreme and funny. Well, to me the most extreme source of political incorrecteness are the Anal Cunt . See for youself:
album: “Howard Is Bald” (1995 EP)
Bald To The Bone
A Conversation With Howard Wulkan
Ballad Of Baldness
album: “40 More Reasons To Hate Us” (1996)
Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
I Noticed That You’re Gay
Dead, Gay And Dropped
Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
album: “I Like It When You Die” (1997)
You Got Date Raped
Recycling Is Gay
You’re Gay
You Look Adopted
You Are An Orphan
No, We Don’t Want To Do A Split 7″ With Your Stupid Fucking Band
Internet Is Gay
Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
album: “Picnic Of Love” (1998)
Greed Is Something That We Don’t Need
I’m Not That Kind Of Boy
I Couldn’t Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
In My Heart There’s A Star Named After You
album: “It Just Get Worse” (1999)
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Fucked Your Wife
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
You’re Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
You’ve Got No Friends
album: “Defenders Of The Hate” (2001 7″)
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
Even Though You’re Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead
If You Don’t Like The Village People, You’re Fucking Gay
Walker, Texas Corpse
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
album: “Split with Flachenbrand” (2001 7″)
I’m Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
I’m Glad Jazz Faggots Don’t Like Us Anymore
Nome das músicas tiradas daqui / Song name taken from here
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Salve o Grind, vida longa ao Anal Cunt!
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